Enews

Headlines:

New Texas the territory of the Middle East (formerly known
as Iraq) get first tidy bar Arabs line up to see first nude sex
show since they were forced to do gay porn as prisoners of
war.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by kids.

15-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her
mouth shut.

Genetically Engineered woman produces first commercial
human breast milk

Fat America children still
continue to stuff there
face...America may not be
the larges country in land
mass but is the larges
country in lard ass...

AOL Stops out-sourcing to
India...Aol has hired
Gorilla's that speak more
clearly than Foreigners

China Bands Eating
Hot Dogs...First time
ever too have animal
rights...soon they may
have human rights...

THERE IS
NOTHING
BETTER
THAN
PRISONER
OF WAR
HAVING A
GAY OLE
TIME

Christmas is
canceled around
the world Santa was
shot by deer
hunter....

Very interested expert
say drinking water may
be linked to big
breasts....If you drink
allot of water or have
large breasts please
send a photo to:
chapman@echappy.com

HOW TO PLEASE A
WOMAN

Over one
million
served world
oldest girls
scout hit 100
today she
said "ups i
crapped my
pants"

Wrestling coach gets fired
after charges of child
mostestation....Coach
says he was fixing the
students cup
strap...student say the
coach gave him a faulty
jock strap..